Have you ever encountered a product so compelling that your immediate thought was, “SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!”? It’s a powerful feeling, a signal of desire so strong it bypasses hesitation. This visceral reaction is the holy grail for anyone offering a product or service. But what if you could evoke that exact response, not as a consumer, but as the creator?
Futurama Bender Shut up and Take My Money gif expressing extreme desire to purchase a product
I’ve experienced that consumer urge myself, but the truly unforgettable moment was when I became the cause of it. Seeing someone genuinely excited to give you their money, even before you’re fully ready to accept it, is an incredibly validating and inspiring experience. It’s a leap of faith from the customer, driven by the belief in what you’re offering.
While it might feel like magic, this “shut up and take my money” moment isn’t accidental. It’s the predictable outcome of mastering the art and science of the product pitch. Yes, you heard right – the pitch.
Having an amazing product is only half the battle. You might possess the most innovative solution in the market, but if your pitch doesn’t ignite desire in potential customers, that incredible product is essentially worthless. The power to unlock that “shut up and take my money” response lies in crafting a pitch that truly resonates.
Now, before we delve deeper, let’s be honest:
Even Pitching Experts Make Mistakes
I, a self-proclaimed pitching expert, stumble on my pitches all the time. It’s surprisingly easy to misstep, even when you know the ideal approach. Consider this common scenario:
Potential customer at a networking event: So, what exactly is Every Time Zone?
Me: Every Time Zone is a cutting-edge tool designed to simplify time zone comparisons. It elegantly solves the frustrating problem of cumbersome time pickers and…
Record scratch. Silence. This type of “pitch” is a complete and utter failure.
What went wrong? This kind of product description is ubiquitous; we hear and even deliver similar pitches daily. Many even “practice” condensing their product into concise sentences, believing brevity is key.
However, this approach is fundamentally flawed. It’s not just a matter of style; this pitch format consistently fails to generate meaningful engagement or action.
There are several reasons why this type of pitch falls flat, but the top three are:
- Utterly Boring. While Every Time Zone might genuinely be all those things, describing it that way is incredibly dull. Even using more exciting language won’t fix the core issue because…
- Too Abstract. Words like “tool,” “time zones,” and “time pickers” are abstract concepts. They lack vivid imagery and fail to create a tangible understanding. However, simply replacing abstract terms with concrete ones still won’t fully solve the problem because…
- Completely Self-Centered. I answered the question literally, but completely missed the underlying intent. I focused on my product instead of the customer’s needs and interests.
In essence, it’s a conversation killer. There’s nothing for the other person to connect with, no point of reference, and no space for them to engage in the conversation.
The irony is, this ineffective pitch is the most natural response. Someone asks “What is x?” and the automatic reply is “X is…” It’s ingrained in us, even taught in schools as proper sentence structure.
The “X is…” Pitch: A Trap!
This type of pitch induces glazed eyes and dropped jaws – the antithesis of motivating someone to reach for their wallet. And the primary function of a pitch is to inspire action. Ideally, monetary action, or at the very least, a compelling “tell me more!” response.
This is definitely not “shut up and take my money” territory. Not even remotely close.
I share this not from a place of perfection, but from experience as a pitching expert. My livelihood depends on effectively selling my products. Despite the weak Every Time Zone pitch example, I do know how to present it in a compelling way. The proof? Hundreds of people eagerly provided their email addresses for the ETZ Pro launch announcement, and influential figures in the remote work community enthusiastically shared it on Twitter.
Loving everytimezone! Looks like they’ll be launching the “Pro” version soon 👀 pic.twitter.com/cU77TbkI3Y
— Rodolphe Dutel (@rdutel) February 15, 2019
Yet, the urge to default to the “ETZ is…” pitch remains incredibly strong.
The most effective way to overcome this trap is to consciously shift the focus to the customer. Stop talking about “my product” and start focusing on what the customer cares about. Address a problem the customer experiences.
Every Time Zone tool interface showcasing time zone comparison functionality
I’ve retrained myself to disregard the direct question “What’s Every Time Zone?” and override the instinctive response. Now, my reply is:
Potential customer at a networking event: So, what’s ETZ?
Me: Do you collaborate with teams across different time zones? Yeah, me too. Ever mess up the time zone calculations? Everyone does. Or struggle to pinpoint that one time that works for everyone across multiple time zones? It’s the absolute worst! Have you ever missed a critical meeting because your calendar had the wrong time zone? So….
This is a pitch disguised as a conversation starter. It’s an opening, not a sales monologue, and it consistently yields positive results.
The right people are immediately intrigued. Many deal with these time zone challenges daily, sometimes multiple times a day, and they’ve never considered there might be a better way. Hearing someone articulate their pain points and present a potential solution immediately grabs their attention. You can almost see the lightbulb moment.
Conversely, the wrong people quickly lose interest. Perhaps half the time, this approach gets a negative response (“Nope, not really my problem”) – but that’s still valuable. It saves time and effort for both parties, as it signals they aren’t the target audience for ETZ, allowing me to pivot the conversation to other topics like vintage furniture, art, or our shared love of cats. 😂
Mastering the Customer-Focused Pitch is a Skill
Let’s be clear: consistently pitching this way is challenging. Even seasoned experts like myself need to constantly refine their approach. When I’m unprepared or haven’t practiced enough, I still fall back into the trap of “Complete Sentences,” answering the literal question and focusing on myself or my product.
Take this episode of Patrick McKenzie’s podcast, for example, where I ramble about the history of 30×500 because I hadn’t adequately prepared. Oops.
Bad pitching is a deeply ingrained habit, difficult to break even when you know the better approach. The price of pitching success is constant vigilance!
Because once you truly understand that…
- The best product imaginable will fail without a compelling pitch.
- Creating a product that can’t be sold is pointless.
- A strong pitch must be supported by a strong product.
…the only logical conclusion is:
Prioritize Your Pitch with Pitch-Driven Development (PDD)
If you’re a developer, designer, or product manager, you’re likely familiar with methodologies like Test-Driven Development (TDD), Behavior-Driven Development (BDD), and even Acceptance Test–Driven Development (ATDD).
My preferred approach is PDD: Pitch-Driven Development.
First, craft a “shut up and take my money” pitch. Then, build a product that lives up to that promise.
You know the core principle by now:
Don’t develop a product and then figure out how to sell it. Instead, determine what and how to sell, and then create it.
Pitches are not an afterthought; they are a critical tool for discovering what to sell in the first place.
Invest time in developing your pitch and honing your pitching skills before diving into product development and building something you might struggle to sell.
This is the core philosophy we practice and teach at 30×500.
Find your ideal customer. Uncover their deep desires and pain points. Learn how to articulate your solution in a way that makes them shout “Shut Up And Take My Money Gif!” Then build it.
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